The Secret of

Donotalado

ACT V

Finding themselves imprisoned by the Pixies, (also known as The Fachan), Sir Cottington and Sir Bratwurst have spent the night in their cramped cell arguing over which of them would make a better side dish for Mortimer’s breakfast. Mortimer, being a large, terrifying, monstrous...what? we have no idea.  Even The Henchwoods Guide has no entry on Mortimer’s particular species.

Unknown to the knights, the pixies have been charged to guard

and protect a great treasure, which may explain the pixies

somewhat peevish behavior towards trespassers. Of course

Cottington’s attitude doesn’t help their situation much

either.


The Fachan are known for being exceedingly stubborn and

single-minded. The Verdant Forest Clan is especially proud of their

clan’s pigheadedness and their excessively harsh punishments. 

Sirs Cottington and Bratwurst have quite a fight ahead of them

if they want to avoid being digested by Mortimer.  Can the knights

quell the pixie queen’s anger and escape being devoured? Or,

perhaps they will find help from an unexpected source? Or,

maybe pigs will fly, who knows? We could go on like this

all day. You should probably just listen to

ACT V of The Secret of Donotalado.

Mortimer: a horrendous whatever.

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